• Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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      The best crime record, it’s just the greatest, I hear it’s the most crimes – believe me, everybody is saying it – the most crimes that anyone has ever seen in our beautiful country’s history.

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      Depends. Do you mean the rape, hush money, classified document theft, or extortion?

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    I keep hearing this “it’s legal to steal under 1k in commiefornia” because conservatives are too fucking stupid to know what a misdemeanor is.