• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Not to kink shame you, Jesse, but maybe keep what titillates you to yourself.

    Anyway, by now there’s bound to be porn with a Vance lookalike fucking a couch, so you’ll get what you need for the most part.

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      3 months ago

      Did Jesse Walters have a fetish where he watches people fuck couches? I’m just asking questions here.

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        3 months ago

        He never said he didn’t have a fetish where he watches people fuck couches. Many people are saying he has a fetish where he watches people fuck couches.

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          Thank you, now that you mention it I’ve totally heard about his couch fetish. A lot of people are saying it even in this thread.

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          3 months ago

          I demand video evidence of him not having a couch fucking fetish

          I’ll play it next to the clip where he publicly requested a video of a man fucking a couch

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      Such a video is the job AI was created to do.

      Maybe not the Hero we want, but the Hero we deserve.