• Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 months ago

    “I love this state,” said the oil executive, as he lit a cigar with a burning $100 bill, and then tossed it into a forest.

    “Did you do that?” asked a passing cop.

    “No,” said the oil executive, “it was a Mexican immigrant.”