oleorun@real.lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours agoNot just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackerswww.usatoday.comexternal-linkmessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1121arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1110arrow-down1external-linkNot just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackerswww.usatoday.comoleorun@real.lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours agomessage-square42fedilinkfile-text
cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/7604429 Marketing majors stay fed and housed for another year.
minus-squarecybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up58·10 hours agoThey’re temporarily renaming them “Chilean Sea Bass Crackers”.
minus-squareChaosCoati@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 hours agoFor one week. And they can only be bought online.
minus-squareproudblond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·9 hours agoI thought you were joking. How is this not the Onion?
minus-squarecybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-29 hours agoIt’s nottheonion 🙃 Edit: also it’s marketing! It works. It got us talking about a snack product that no one ever talks about. We’re doing it right now.
minus-squareBen Hur Horse Race@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 hours agoi was just talking about goldfish two days ago
minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·8 hours agoUnfortunately thinking about them dredges up memories of the taste of cardboard. So I will not be buying them.
minus-squareschizolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 hours agoWell, it’s clear they’ve spared no expense.
They’re temporarily renaming them “Chilean Sea Bass Crackers”.
For one week. And they can only be bought online.
I thought you were joking. How is this not the Onion?
It’s nottheonion 🙃
Edit: also it’s marketing! It works. It got us talking about a snack product that no one ever talks about. We’re doing it right now.
i was just talking about goldfish two days ago
Unfortunately thinking about them dredges up memories of the taste of cardboard. So I will not be buying them.
Well, it’s clear they’ve spared no expense.
Thank you.