If you’ve got a long elevator ride part of your daily life, what do you do with your time in the elevator?
I’ve got a 90s elevator ride at my office, and I go up and down all the time, no signal no Wi-Fi…
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update your todo list, practice bodily noises, check your calendar for upcoming birthdays, alphabetize your genitals.
If I’m alone, I usually let out whatever farts I have in store. Partially to avoid identifiably stink up the office around my coworkers, and partially as a gift to the next person taking the elevator.
What do you tell the person who comes in before your floor?
I rarely travel more than a couple of floors. It’s a small building, so chances of being intercepted are low. Besides, I can always pretend like nothing; Remember the famous Benjamin Franklin quote: “He who smelt it dealt it”
