I don’t care for bacon

That’s fair, everyone has their own tastes

it doesn’t have much flavor

Uh… what? 🤨 I think this is just objectively wrong

I do not eat animal products anymore, but when I did there was a salt cured smoked bacon we drove into VERY rural Tennessee for, where I swear I smelled crosses burning, and that is bacon like no other. The smokiness is so intense. It can be shipped anywhere in the US and if you want to give real bacon a try it’s called Benton’s.

I like it, when it’s useful. But does anyone remember the 2012ish bacon craze that everyone fucking had. I think that was one of the first marketing over-reactions to an internet meme. Fucking bacon ketchup. Just add salt to my salt please.

You’re buying the wrong bacon.

doesn’t have much flavor

Are you just getting Oscar Meyer “bacon?” Cuz good bacon overpowers everything you put it on usually.

The crispy crunch is what I preferred to the actual taste of bacon. I’ve been trying to cook up sliced mushrooms for a similar texture, but I’ve been really unsuccessful in my attempts thus far. My omelettes have been woefully squishy ever since getting bacon out of my diet completely. Spicy pork sausage tho, I’ll have to look a pig in the eyes to give that up.