I’m not kidding, but I also cannot self-terminate so I’m not going anywhere anytime soon unless it’s a case of “Mind that bus!” “What bus?” splat
Which again I wouldn’t do intentionally because that would be self-termination and I can’t do that.
I’m not kidding, but I also cannot self-terminate so I’m not going anywhere anytime soon unless it’s a case of “Mind that bus!” “What bus?” splat
Which again I wouldn’t do intentionally because that would be self-termination and I can’t do that.
3/10 are hopelessly naive
…Am I allowed to pass on to a better place now?
God that’s a pet peeve of mine, people who think they’re the sole component about why something works, when what’s working works IN SPITE of them.
Shareholders definitely qualify.
My plan is “hope the afterlife is real and then be a spooky ghost”
Especially since Reddit passes out bans like candy, it’s the biggest forum on the internet and I can’t use it because of a site wide ban that I didn’t deserve.
So far the app has already banned a featherless hen and its own creator (seriously)
Planned obsolence should be illegal
So since Deviantart, Imgur, and Tumblr died by banning porn, he’s hoping X will come back to life!?!?
Cop literally wants a convicted felon to run the country, I can’t come up with a better satire for how little police care about rule of law… Or a better argument for the “Ban the Box” initiative
I’m definitely all for loosening restrictions on former felons… Look bro, if we can have a convicted felon running for office, no reason why they can’t vote or hold jobs if they’ve done their time right?
I actually agree… We simply ignore the needs of men who are suffering. When was the last time you read a story about a male domestic abuse victim who WASN’T laughed at.
Not the first time, won’t be the last.
We’re still arresting people for this?