S T O C H A S T I C T E R R O R I S M

You know, I didn’t think I could hate Musk more - but then he just one ups himself. It’s almost impressive.

Well, it’s stated at the end of the paragraph that the about me was written by ChatGPT.

Stop, I can only get so erect

Not if the owners have any character

Disastrous, even

It’s a circle jerk, don’t get fooled into thinking this is some new version of trickle down economics

Both are Homeland Security, there are many reasons why they could be working together

seized at the US-Mexico border crossing…

Gee I wonder

Just beat the game.

God damn it’s good. The only way I knew about it was because I was checking Steam new releases. Please god understand that this would have sold with better advertising.

Why is corpo-simping so common on this platform?

You can absolutely become infected with Covid by having touched something someone coughed on.

Bungie splits from Activision.

Releases Shadowkeep.

Shadowkeep: is awful.

Releases Beyond Light.

Marginally better with graphical improvements, but sunsetting content you paid for - so still pretty bad.

Releases Witch Queen.

Witch Queen is much better than both Shadowkeep and Beyond Light. Great ground floor, seemingly a starting point after the Activision split debacle.

Lightfall

Not only did Lightfall happen, we learned that most of the good content in Lightfall was purposefully removed from Witch Queen because they didn’t want to ‘overdeliver’.

Have not played Final Shape, don’t know anything about it - mainly because I had enough of the game after the above. Bungie has been a terrible company for years. Do their devs deserve death threats for it? Absolutely not. Does the company deserve to crash and burn? Abso-fucking-lutely.

No I just don’t read what you’re saying, mainly because I’ve got better things to do with my time than to read a nobody bloviate about something they don’t understand. Your experience doesn’t matter, do you know why?

I’ve refuted your claim that it’s somehow all the publishers fault. You, for some reason, think that Bungie releasing a terrible expansion the first time they’re free from a publisher somehow doesn’t obliterate your argument.

You’re absolutely sealioning btw, you can keep the corpo speak to yourself. I’m not reading it, because it’s just a waste of my time. There are plenty of devs to defend, Bungie is not one of them.

You… please name the logical fallacy I’ve employed.

I’ll wait.

Invasions aren’t toxic. You’re brute forcing a game balanced around solo play by abusing action economy and boss aggro. You can, at any time, start a boss and boot someone. Not to mention the overwhelming advantage you have over the invader should you choose to fight them.

It could, literally, not be more in your control.

you’re obviously someone who is completely and willfully ignorant to what goes into game development

Icing on the cake? Shadowkeep is the first expansion dropped by Bungie for d2 without Activision. It is also widely acknowledged as the worst expansion. Congratulations, you’ve written an essay and proven you just shouldn’t be weighing in on this. At all.

The more words you use in your next essay won’t help, you don’t know what you’re talking about. It’s almost like you got an AI to spit this out with how much cherrypicking you do. What’s the term for a sealion that weighs in on something they know nothing about?

Good, fuck Bungie

Bungie shits in your mouth, consistently, over the course of D1’s life cycle.

“No it’s not Bungie, it’s Activision!”

Bungie splits from Activision in D2

Proceeds to release Shadowkeep

“Crickets”

Fast forward to Lightfall.

“Noooo, it’s Sony! Sony is at fault!”

God damn, the excuses Destiny players make for what is a shit company will never cease to amuse me. Idk what Bungie’s collective cum tastes like but it must be fucking ambrosia considering the lengths the community goes to defend them. That corpo-speak in the TWABs is puttin’ in work!

Released in January 2024, has had 16 Steam version patches and 18 Xbox version patches.

What, exactly, is your problem?