I think it’s designed to confuse you so you can’t get out.

It’s a quilting sewing machine. I saw one once at an art exhibit.

I thought the same thing when I read it.

That must be why there’s a hearse in the garage.

Just imagine the electricity bill.

Heeeyyy … I’m sure that’s only a coincidence!

Also where’d you get that map? It’s interesting.

My dad did. He would always pronounce it “Real-la-tor”. My mom, who was a Realtor would always correct him. lol it’s “Real-tor”.

“The possibilities are unlimited!”

That’s what the room upstairs with black walls and red furniture is for.

Wow. Missed that. Why get wet. It’s a convenience.

Complete with Party City plastic table cloths.

edit: there’s actually one pic that has those awful white chairs in it. Next to the conference table.

Oh God. I couldn’t get past the 24 office chairs. It’s like one of those things, the longer you look the worse it gets.

You don’t have to, did you see one of the last pictures? It’s completely unfinished and you can see the wiring. Romex running everywhere. x. x

I counted 24 office chairs. TWENTY FOUR. Why in the conference hell. lol

Whoa, there must have been a blow out sell on office chairs. Who needs normal chairs when you can have an office chair?!

Also, no central heat and air, window units… In that massively hot tin box.

Also I forgot to mention the floor to wall carpeting.

Man this place has it all! What a steal! lol

edit: I totally missed it, but did anyone clock the gigantic quilt sewing machine in slide 34?

For that, you actually will need realistic goals and more competent managers. Lol

When I started working at EA 14 years ago (I got laid off last year) they literally told us we might have to sleep under our desks. I promptly told them if that was the case, I would quit. Instead they made us work 7 days a week 9-9 for months. Fun job.

What you don’t want to go to “X”? I can’t imagine why. lol /s same though. Also I refuse to call it x. It’s fucking Twitter. It’s like that line in mean girls, “Gretchen, quit trying to make fetch happen, it’s not going to happen!” Lol

Woohoo!! This awesome! As a game dev, I can speak to how awful the industry can be. That’s really great news that they unionized. 🙌

Lol you can have shade. Nobody is perfect, for example: do you know what a Gold Master is? It’s the final copy of the game that is written on the disk. It’s also the reason why when you buy a game, the patch is gigantic. It’s an out of date build of the game, really really important, and has to be certified by both Microsoft and Sony. (Called the certificatation process) It takes months, but production can’t stop, thus the patch.

The dragon age team, for DAI, built this super important build on a QAs desktop. Why might this be bad you ask? Because it’s an uncontrolled system that’s not clean and is connected to the Internet. Thank God they didn’t have a virus or malware, because it could’ve been written to millions of disks. Lol

It’s the same reason why, initially, the first Star Wars: The Old Republic launcher installed in a user folder named “hedev”. Users were like who the fuck is hedev? Lol that was a coding bug and less of a build mistake but still. (I fixed that bug. Now they use a much much better launcher, went from version 2.6 to version 6.x). I miss that team, they’re rockstars.

The details matter.

edit: clarification