muculent@lemmy.worldtoTechnology@lemmy.world•Logitech CEO Wants to Sell You a Subscription-Based 'Forever Mouse'English
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I’m so looking forward to all of my Newspeak translations. Thanks! drinks bleach
Streaming services become required by law like insurance
Wait, why am I required to pay for a streaming service?
Because it has all of the entertainment electrolytes a human needs
Hi, I’m annoying and want to be helpful. Am I helpful? If I repeat the same options again when you’ve told me I’m not helpful, will that be helpful? I won’t remember this conversation once it’s ended.
Hi, which option have you told me you already don’t want would you like?
Sorry, I didn’t quite catch that, please rage again.