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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • It is part of what 2A was actually meant for.

    Would be interesting to see who comes out on top in a battle. A Gravy SEAL or a yoga instructor. One has gun accuracy, the other has everything else.

    But I’m sure by day 30 everyone’s over it after another country swoops in to annex during the instability. It’s not like allies can do anything until that point, and then there’ll be that whole rule of engagement where they can’t involve or engage with any Gravy SEALs or yoga instructors unless fired upon first. Which I imagine would happen a lot since the militias have never been “well regulated” and are in no way ready for combat, let alone identifying what’s friendly or foe.

    “Whoah! Stop shooting! We’re England!”

    “The hell you boys doin’ 'ere?”

    “The annexation.”

    “The wha?”

    “You’re losing your country to Russia and China for like eight months now.”

    “We are?”

    “Yeah, most of the west coast is already their’s. We’re trying to hold them off-”

    “California too?”

    “Yes. That’s where they landed.”

    “Buddy, that is great news! I gotta report this to HQ.” crosses street to Taco Bell “Captain Grand Wizard, we fuckin’ did it!”